i think my mom watched the whole time
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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