CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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