You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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