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(504): View more from Louisiana

Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16

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(815): View more from Illinois

i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.

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(347): View more from New York

It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.

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(541): View more from Oregon

he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.

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(514): View more from Quebec

She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.

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(425): View more from Washington

If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.

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(817): View more from Texas

One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.

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