What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
