There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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