If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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