i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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