jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
it glows. i had to have it.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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