do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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