Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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