Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
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what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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