he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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