Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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