Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
A+ Viking dick
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