hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
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and she was petting her beer can
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
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