dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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