you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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