So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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