Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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