when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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