Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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