She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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