if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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