So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities