i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.