I just pynch a tree in the face
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.