You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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