Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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