She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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