I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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