Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Acid is not a monday night drug
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I am available for nakedness
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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