Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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