I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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