Is it normal to miss your booty call?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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