i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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