I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
