can we get nightvision for the apartment?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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