wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
If I had your ass I would rule the world
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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