But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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