It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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