we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Green mimosas i think yes
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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