NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You dont lie about slip and slides
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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