No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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