If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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