Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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