Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
All the doctor said was why
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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