it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He passed out mid-signature
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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