Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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