We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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