I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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