Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
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He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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