I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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