now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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