No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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